visualadultery:

 

rexuality:

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

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an-englishmans-castle:

This. Often. regardless of where we happen to be today. Never enough to satisfy but always enough to keep you close

an-englishmans-castle:

This. Often. regardless of where we happen to be today. Never enough to satisfy but always enough to keep you close

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wifigirl2080:

lucidnee:

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

This is dumb for a lot of reasons

I agree wit him

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pleatedjeans:

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nerdloveandlolz:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

And the cat is rubbing its scent on the horse — there are glands emitting scent near the sides of the head, that’s why cats always rub their heads on things. They’re both treating the other one like a member of its own species and then just rolling with it when the other one speaks such a weird language….

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gallifreyansub:

trouble-follows:

good advertising

Lol I have never done this but this is hilarious.

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Vincent van Gogh, detail of Wheatfield With a Reaper

Vincent van Gogh, detail of Wheatfield With a Reaper

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