I'm navigating life through the haze of Midwestern sexual repression, misogyny, and the difficulty that is a long distance partnership.

I am so lucky to have a wonderful Daddy who is helping me sort my life out and become the best "me" I can be.


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16th April 2014

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shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

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15th April 2014

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The donut that has Cocoa Roos looks like maaaaaaagic.

(Cocoa Puffs to the folks who don’t buy bargain cereals)

The donut that has Cocoa Roos looks like maaaaaaagic.

(Cocoa Puffs to the folks who don’t buy bargain cereals)

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15th April 2014

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dr-tarl:

day dreams are made of this
noralovely:


❊Nora Lovely ❊

dr-tarl:

day dreams are made of this

noralovely:

Nora Lovely

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15th April 2014

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Mmmmm…

I just took the longest, hottest shower I’ve had in I can’t remember how long.  It was so fantastic.  I got The Intrepid Explorer occupied and had time to do my hair and face and exfoliate ever nook and cranny.

Best part?  A brand new bar of Dr. Bronner’s peppermint scented soap.

Tagged: my wordsbest shower in agesi feel fucking fantasticeven with the period

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15th April 2014

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smartgirlsattheparty:

unatheblade:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Mind. Blown.

This woman is amazing. 

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15th April 2014

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Oh.  Oh my…

Oh.  Oh my…

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15th April 2014

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scotchtrooper:

 

osgiliathisburning:

My Neighbor Totoro house built IRL.

Gah!  This is amazing!

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15th April 2014

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acepalindrome:

robotwithhumanhairpt50:

notmysecret:

i…

Fuck

Actually, ‘fall’ has its origins as an Anglo-Saxon word, and was popularized for use to denote the season around the 16th century from the poetic term ‘the fall of leaf.’ In the language that would develop after 1066, words that were coded as being common or lowly generally had Anglo-Saxon roots while the ‘educated’ words of the elite had French and Latin roots. This is why, even in modern English, we use ‘cow,’ which has an Anglo-Saxon origin, for the animal out in the field and ‘beef,’ which has a French origin, for the food to be consumed. The poor handle the animal while the rich eat the meat, and that is reflected in the language. The language of the conquerors was elevated while the language of the conquered was made base and common. If ‘autumn’ sounds smarter than ‘fall,’ that is only the linguistic snobbery of history talking.

acepalindrome:

robotwithhumanhairpt50:

notmysecret:

i…

Fuck

Actually, ‘fall’ has its origins as an Anglo-Saxon word, and was popularized for use to denote the season around the 16th century from the poetic term ‘the fall of leaf.’ In the language that would develop after 1066, words that were coded as being common or lowly generally had Anglo-Saxon roots while the ‘educated’ words of the elite had French and Latin roots. This is why, even in modern English, we use ‘cow,’ which has an Anglo-Saxon origin, for the animal out in the field and ‘beef,’ which has a French origin, for the food to be consumed. The poor handle the animal while the rich eat the meat, and that is reflected in the language. The language of the conquerors was elevated while the language of the conquered was made base and common. If ‘autumn’ sounds smarter than ‘fall,’ that is only the linguistic snobbery of history talking.

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15th April 2014

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enjoyingtheviews:

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enjoyingtheviews:

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15th April 2014

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Anonymous asked: What class don't you hate?

I’ll be honest, there are two I don’t absolutely hate.  My Principles of Sustainability class is all right.  At the very least, it isn’t terrible.  The one I actually enjoy is Intro to Renewable and Sustainable Energies.

Renewable Energies would suck (the textbook is highly technical and very poorly written), but it’s got a professor who keeps things interesting and engaging.  I actually look forward to the four hour lecture every week.

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15th April 2014

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thefemcritique:

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

Lies I am currently telling myself. These are so accurate

I hate college right now.  I hate it so hard, with the exception of one class.  Next semester will be so much better…

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15th April 2014

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thefemcritique:

I <3 Bob’s Burgers

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15th April 2014

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baby-make-it-hurt:

Damn fucking straight.

baby-make-it-hurt:

Damn fucking straight.

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15th April 2014

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eyeflower:

Thank you twitter

eyeflower:

Thank you twitter

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15th April 2014

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herdirtylittleheart:

So much for Spring-springing. 

I woke up to a few inches of snow this morning.

And it’s still coming down.

Ha ha Canada.

Very funny.

Please send bunnies and hot chocolate. 

Looks remarkably like Wisconsin at this very moment…

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